Notes

Notes are my shorter posts; kinda like my own little microblog. They have their own RSS feed and are automatically syndicated to my social profiles.

8 February 2025 at 12:14

Walking the dogs with the youngest...

Him: Daaaaaad, I've been reading a book in school about how babies are born.

Me (inner monologue): Shit shit shit shit shit shit.

Him: Did you know that a baby comes out of a ladies private parts and the hole is this big (holds fingers up in a very small circle). But a baby is this big (holds hands up about 2 feet apart).

Me: Yep. That's pretty much it, mate.

Him: .........................................I'm glad I'm not a girl.

Me: 😂😂😂😂😂

8 February 2025 at 11:05

Shouting from the other end of the house:

Me: [youngest kid's name], GUESS WHAT???

Him: WHAT?

Me: YOU SMELL! 😂😂

Him (very calmly): You're boring...

And so the student becomes the master. You win this round, young'n.

6 February 2025 at 11:35

Fantastic post by Manu on what identity is and that we can't be identified in broad strokes.

https://manuelmoreale.com/identity

3 February 2025 at 17:28

For some reason, I find this site hilarious (probably needs to be done on desktop).

https://pointerpointer.com/

2 February 2025 at 21:23

Do people find “month in review” posts interesting? I’ve thought about doing them myself, but very rarely read them so haven’t bothered.

Although when I do read them, they’re usually quite interesting…

2 February 2025 at 17:08

Last Friday I posted about taking a break from Mastodon and since then I've checked Masto maybe 3 time and only really looked at my notifications.

It's actually been very pleasant. No politics, no moaning, no negativity, and no drama. I checked the timeline just now and all 4 of those things came flooding in.

Think I'm going to continue just checking my notifications. It's nice.

30 January 2025 at 10:03

Right then, off to the garage...

26 January 2025 at 12:20

Today it's monster trucks.

25 January 2025 at 18:20

Just sitting down with the kids to watch The NeverEnding Story and this happened...

Me: this was released the year I was born, so it's the same age as me, boys.

Oldest: So it's old fashioned?

Me: Yep

Oldest: So why is there colour then?

😂😂😂 why do kids troll us so much??

25 January 2025 at 14:40

One of my favourite #Kirby plugins seems to be abandoned. The default Kirby textarea editor is fine, but this adds some nice quality of life things that I really enjoy.

I wish I had the skills to maintain something like this. I'd love to help. 😞

https://github.com/fabianmichael/kirby-markdown-field

25 January 2025 at 11:32

I've been thinking about getting an activity tracker to, you know, track my activities. But I don't want to wear that, plus a watch. Then I remembered I have an old Garmin (from 2017) in the drawer. Still working great, so I'll use that instead. 🙃

A Garmin Forerunner 230
24 January 2025 at 08:04

Whenever I've checked Mastodon recently, all I've been seeing are angry posts about Trump, Elon, and now the whole Manton/Vincent vs Adam drama.

For the record, I'm not saying any of it is wrong. I'm just saying I'm sick of reading about how shit the world is. I need a break from it.

I write most post from the notes section of my blog and they're automatically syndicated to Masto. So you'll probably still see posts, but I doubt I'll be active in the replies for a little while.

✌🏻

23 January 2025 at 20:01

I've heard a lot of people comment on how good iA Writer is, but it's £50!

Is it really that good?

21 January 2025 at 10:16

I heard a great saying recently that I'm 100% going to steal.

"Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has one."

16 January 2025 at 23:08

2025 can just fuck right off. I'm at the back end of my second working week of the year which, ironically, is also my second 50+ hour working week.

15 January 2025 at 11:56

There's a big yellow thing in the sky that has killed all the snow.

I don't know what it is.

Send help.

13 January 2025 at 21:35

I don’t understand services like Instagram and their ilk. They’re photo sharing services, right? But I can share photos here AND write text AND add links. See, I just did both below.

Don’t get it. 🤷‍♂️

https://kevquirk.com

(yes, that is an evil looking chicken)

13 January 2025 at 21:27

With all the shit going on at the moment with #WordPress and #Facebook, this is a welcome change.

Love this.

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2025/01/the-people-should-own-the-town-square/

12 January 2025 at 15:54

"Quickly switching to the new monitor" has turned into a bit more of a thing. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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